I think it is time to share a little more about Ghost Writer. As mentioned earlier, she is my muse. She pushes me to share details of my life that I would rather brush under the rug. She made me realize that these stories need to be told. You can thank her for the making me who I am today. A few short facts about GW:
- She is somewhere between 10 and 70 years of age.
- She shares my love of many things. Including food and the midwest. The latter may or may not be a figment of my imagination - I figure I love the midwest so much, she must also.
- Her voluptuous hair falls oh so lovingly somewhere below her ears.
- She is a spectacular writer. Her stories are epic - in a deep, meaningful, beautiful kind of way. The exact opposite of my kind of writing.
But I think it is only fair to now allow her to introduce herself to you. Side note: I have no control over what goes into this mini bio. All creativity was left up to GW. She may be completely truthful, a total liar, or a shameless embellisher. However, regardless of how she chooses to write this paragraph, it is an indication of her ingenuity and a true window into who she really is or imagines herself to be. Here, there is no difference between the two.
Ghost Writer: who am I?
Ghost Writer here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Great Falls’ elite.
And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell. You know you love me.
Xoxo, Ghost Writer
PS - I'm kind of a big deal. I have many leather bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
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