How to Avoid Embarrassing Blogs.

This is a rule that every blogger should learn: edit edit edit.  That is why I thought it essential to compile a list of things that should never be shared on a blog.  Therefore, they are not being shared, they are being used as "guidelines."  These are stories I have (probably) heard and (probably) never experienced myself. There are just some things I would never admit to on a blog...

1. While at work, in the middle of the day, in the middle of your office, with your door open, you took off your bra.
2.  You have had a gym membership for two years that you use once a month...for the sauna.
3. You got so drunk at *that* party that you used the window instead of the door.  And got stuck.
4. You stalked your crush on Facebook for a solid month.
5. You sharted in your girlfriend's car. In the driver's seat.
6. You spent your working-at-home day tweeting/facebooking/blogging.
7. You only go to the gym so you can "accidently" run into the hot fitness trainer.
8. You only pretend to like yoga.
9. You spent an entire paycheck at Anthropologie.  Oops.
10. You went to the gym and forgot your clothes. So you went to work with your coat on - and nothing else.
11. You only read the headlines of articles so you can sound smart later.
12. That badass sports injury you had, was actually from jumping into a shallow pool.
13. Your boyfriend plays a sitar for you naked before you fall asleep. You in turn roll over and pretend to be sleeping to hide your disgust.
14. You were sleeping in your future mother-in-law's bed (long story) and you had to pee.  So you did. In the bed. With her right next to you. In the middle of the night. She graciously changed the sheets and never spoke of it again...at least not to your face. 

I think that's a good place to stop. Happy Sunday everyone!!