You're a male who is out on the town...you approach a cutie and tell her she is looking "super fly."
Do you stand a chance at possible going home with her? Definitely not.
You have successfully made sure that you are going to spend the evening alone. Well done.
I dedicate this post to all the lame white boys in the world who think using the term "super fly" is in any way acceptable. Thank you for making the world a little more amusing.
I'm not so sure if someone told me I was looking "super fly" he would be going home alone...
ReplyDeleteYour next article should just read, "don't be a white guy." FULL STOP.
ReplyDeleteI found this through Lauren Stackpoole's "Life!" blog.
ReplyDeleteVery funny, I really enjoyed reading these and especially like the mean stuff. Keep up the good work, I hope you don't mind a total stranger following.
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